I'm a sleep shopper

I have recently come to the realisation that I am a sleep shopper. I discovered this when I found an Amazon order confirmation for 5 light remote controls sitting in my inbox one morning.

Now I am not sure if any of you are familiar with the concept of sleep shopping but it is a very serious condition that can cripple you financially. It's much like sleep clowning but then less funny and more expensive.

If the items I purchase while in snorezville would be of any use to me this condition could be rather useful. Toilet paper, dog food and sanitary towels are definitely not on my wish list. 

Needless to say I need to kick my habit but so far I am unaware of a sleep shopper anonymous support group that could help me. I have resorted to hiding my credit cards around the house, which brings with it it's own perils. 

Now where did I leave my gold card...